A friend advised me to write about homosexuality. That’s an odd request to make, but she could see the problems faced by them in this 21st century of ‘Digital Lovemaking’.
See, for me, I do not have a problem with anyone loving anyone; you can stick your sticks anywhere, that’s not my concern.
But why do people oppose same-sex love? That’s the question we should ask.
If we come to the people who oppose same-sex couples to do anything then in a nutshell, I can say that:People, in general, are stupid.
Period.
They will oppose anything that appears strange to them. And homosexuals are the people, who have defied the general belief of loving someone.
That’s odd to a fellow human.
Because a boy loves a girl or a girl loves a boy, that’s the acceptable norm of a straight man. He is disgusted to accept something unusual, something way out of the picture, like a boy loves a boy or a girl loves a girl.
For a confused man, it is disgusting to love another boy, because the THING that should be put into an ANOTHER THING is now being put into a totally DIFFERENT THING.
Like for him, it’s not the way, God wanted us to be.
Confession: I love to argue with people, but only on the internet. Not physically off course. Moreover I love asking offending questions to people to know their stand on social issues.
You guys can try this too!
I asked some random dude in the internet a few months back on this homosexuality issue and his answer, which was so precise and correct, reminded me of this Kali Yug ending.
His answer was and I am not even kidding:
‘We should stick to the HOLES that God assigned. I will not allow this western culture to destroy our SANSKRITI and the law of this nature.’
I love that man because he showed me how stupid he was by redirecting this whole thing into the law of nature and our Indian Sanskriti.
Loving a man or a woman is personally our choice.
*Nobody gives you the fuck right to oppose someone on their orientations. IT’S THEIR CHOICE*
#IamaRoadie
***HOMOSEUALS LOVE PEOPLE, NOT GENDERS.***
That is essential to understand here and about the western infiltration of our Sanskriti.
Really bro? Have you studied anything other than Playboy magazines?
There’s a thing called Rig Veda. Rings a bell. Well, it’s one of the holiest texts in Hinduism and there’s a line in it that says,
‘VIKRITI EVAM PRAKRITI’
And I will happily translate it, for you…
“WHAT SEEMS UNNATURAL IS ALSO NATURAL.”
The straight fact, about being from the LGBTQ community is that you are breaking the normal norm of selecting a gender that’s not possible for others to accept.
Well, we don’t love to get accepted in this world, we love to express ourselves as a person.
Frankly, what’s your problem if they want to put their THING in the wrong hole?
#myHOLEmyCHOICE


Akash Rout is a jolly old fella who writes non-fiction as well as fiction. He is known for his rebellious yet subtle form of satires and humor. An aspiring stand-up comic with a science background. So, give him a break, will you!